Why didst thou tellest me not that thou hast eaten all thy Ramen Noodles!?

Thinkest thou that I had cometh yonder from Linkinshire- yea, 29 miles, and through the snow and ice- just to p the time of day!? And lo! when I walkest into thy foodstock, there they art not! Thou hast decieved me, thou wretch! Where art thy Ramen Noodles! Tell me where thou hidest them!!!