Anyone else in a relationship with their laptop?

i've just realised, i am addicted to my laptop. It goes to bed with me every night. I am single and have no desire to look for a man because I have youtube and isketch to keep me company on those long cold lonely nights. I have online games and online friends that are slowly filling the place of 'real life' friends. Does anybody else have this sick/weird/unproductive/wonderful?/odd relationship?